worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

(Source: hexglyphs, via monday-wonderland)

genomynt:

self-proclaimer:

homonurse:

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Chicago (2002)

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ve5ta:

(via monday-wonderland)

because-dylan:

Originally posted by bbcr1

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lexistentialism:

flag-stone:

mireligionerestu:

I guess now I can open tumblr in public

Originally posted by squarerootof-daenerys

The quality of that gif omg lol

(via squirrel4lyfe)

wishcritter:

bearynice:

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

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steviepsyclone:

im-the-batmann:

The One True Power Bottom

(Source: allegroc, via borboric)

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heterosexualsam:

plasticroyal:

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

GERMAN COMEDY Y’ALL

(Source: sizvideos, via shafting)

(Source: cat-memes-only, via illinicoise)

meanplastic:

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.

(Source: meanplastic, via raviravioli)

ventrue:

biglongsexygrinchcock:

the grinch after I make him cum 8 times

this is why tumblr got taken off the app store

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evilspice:

(via sexdrlve)

ihateladygaga:

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worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

(Source: hexglyphs, via darkmagicking)